After taking a shower, you were all freshened up. Opening the windows, the cool breeze blew through your comfy sweater, making you shiver over your skin and spine. Taking a breath of cool air, you decided to take a walk. You put on your jacket and wrapped a scarf over yourself.
You regretted making this decision. The weather report, reported that it wasn’t going to be cold. Not cold my ass.
You eventually got lost in a forest, “Why not enjoy the view then?” You thought yourself. You took a quick glance, sadly the beautiful scenery you expected was covered by thick layers of snow.
You cuddled yourself into your jacket, breathing out the air ,puffs could be clearly seen. Just then a moose was charging straight forward at you, leaving you no time to think. You closed your eyes tightly, expecting pain. But when you opened your eyes, a polar bear was on top of the moose tearing its flesh. It glared at you with fierce eyes, but then softened its eyes as if he knew you.
You took small baby steps walking towards it. Petting its snow white fur gently, it huddled onto you licking your face. You giggled a little and got up petting the animal. It was circled you as if it was a dog and you were its owner.
“You stole my heart and now my polar bear, Geez.”
Suddenly “Thud”, everything went black.
Me : oh no
2p Kumajiro comes outta nowhere and shreds the moose to bloddy pieces
Me *goes to pet it* d'aaww jou ish cute!
such wonderful logic c: (not sarcastic at all)
please continue
EPIC LOGIC.